The Federal Republic of Dolor Mortis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Johann von Electron with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, lack of airports, and digital currency. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.603 billion Mortisians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hades. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mortisian economy, worth a remarkable 4,070 trillion Dols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 260,905 Dols, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is pouring billions into replacement brains, the children of Dolor Mortis are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime is totally unknown. Dolor Mortis's national animal is the Devil Rias Gremory, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dolor Mortis is ranked 286,650^th in the world and 8^th in Hellhole Reborn for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -17.06 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.